REALLY Lame Halo Jokes

Why'd the SPARTAN cross the road?
To get to the other Hog.

What's a kamikaze grunt's favorite song?
I'm Blue. Daba dee daba die.

How should one greet a forerunner?
Wave and say "Halo".

What do you get when you stick a grunt with a brute?
You get the brute.

What's the Master Chief's least favorite natural disaster?
Floods.

Why did Truth lead The Covenant through the Great Journey?
He thought that he'd "Prophet" from it.

Thel Vadamee bit a cucumber. He immediately spat it out and said:
These fruits "Arbiter".

How come Chief's not afraid to die?
He knows he'll respawn at the last checkpoint.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
ONI
ONI who?
If ONI there were better Halo jokes...