The Sick Jake

(Sing using the lone ranger theme tune, sorta)

Uh oh 

Gonna blow

Filling up with gas

Burning heart

Gotta barf

I hope this will pass

Burning up

This is tough

I don't feel so hot

Darling please, help me make it stop!

Shivering

And sweating 

at the exact same time

Heavy head

Skin is red

Oh ain't this sublime

Horrid cramps

Gonna snap

Almost any time

Holy smokes, that ones filled with grime.

I... am really feeling so!

Ev.... ver so very gross!

I'm... covered head to toe!

Drool... ling on my pi-hillow!

Cannot eat

Need to sleep

Gonna pass out soon

Heavy eyes

Dizzy sight

But it's only noon

Making sense?

Not a chance!

I'm delirious

Oh the joys of being celiac!

(and other mixed complications... I'm totally fine BTW x3... Really!)