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RULE 1: DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL.
A. It doesn't taste too swell all the time. Why drink beer when it tastes like vehicle gas?
B. You don't remember the fun you had the night before. You don't make memories at parties when you drink a substance that makes your brain fuzzy.
C. You make a fool of yourself when you're drunk, and you ruin your reputation. You have no control of yourself.
D.Hangovers SUCK. Headaches and stomach aches... It's like drinking flu in a bottle. Sounds stupid, doesn't it?
Sounds stupid, eh?... THEN DON'T DRINK.

Replace your alcohol with pop and ice cream and other munchies and snacks. It's cheaper, tastes better, and you remember your party alot better!


RULE 2: ONLY INVITE THOSE YOU KNOW AND TRUST.
It's not a competition. Don't see how many people you can invite to your place and say that your party was better than you neighbors'.
Too many people can cause havoc, things can get broken or stolen, huge messes can be made for you to clean up, etc...
Call me a pooper, I don't care.
I'd rather have less hazards for my guests to deal with than have them go home with more than just a few cuts and bruises.


RULE 3: HAVE A VARIETY OF MUSIC.
Don't just base your music on one theme. Your guests will have different tastes and may get bored alot easier if you keep your speakers on just imagine dragons.
Have a variety playing, even if it's music you don't like. Others may like it.
Play a mixture of orchestreal, pop, rock, metal, urban, disney, etc...
Different music pleases different people :)


RULE 4: HAVE MORE THAN JUST A FEW ACTIVITIES (if you can)
Have dances, game room, movie room, mingle room, dining room...
And let your guests do something other than wreck your house and make out in the bedroom (yuck!)
Keep them occupied and happy!

RULE 5: BE A GOOD HOST!
Don't just stand by idly watching like a guard dog. That makes guests nervous!
Have fun with them, and be there to assist a guest if they need help :)

Why did I post this?...
Rowdy neighbors and puke on my sidewalk -_- 
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:iconpokefan117:
Pokefan117 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
i like these rules. especialy rule 1.




neighbors puke on your side walk?
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yEs......
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:iconpokefan117:
Pokefan117 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
and... you have to clean it?
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it froze to the sidewalk
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:iconpokefan117:
Pokefan117 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
:iconnotsureifplz: Not sure if :iconohgodwhyplz: or :lmao:
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
both I guess XD I was pissed at the time
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:iconpokefan117:
Pokefan117 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
what did you do?
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i chipped it with an ice chipper then tossed it into his yard
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Annihilator1 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I will keep this in mind. Thanks.

Only alcohol I've ever had is Buck's Fizz (like orangey lemonade, only slightly alcoholic) and it wasn't half bad. Wasn't the real stuff though.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ah
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:iconmadammayh3m:
MadamMayh3m Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh geez XD in semi-response to SteelMaiden, I third these
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yus
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:iconsteelmaiden:
SteelMaiden Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I second all of these XD

I don't drink alcohol, half th stuff i have had little sips of tastes horrible :(
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:pat:
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:iconpantophage:
pantophage Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist
yes.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconxenophile10:
Xenophile10 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student Writer
I agree! :)
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconmarine1337:
Marine1337 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would love to come and join the party, if I get invited that is, but there are 3 Problems:

1 is that I live in the Southeastern U.S. (Around North Carolina way) :(

2 is I don't own a vehicle to get me up to where you live Tears 

3 is I don't know where you live :crying:

(Notice the Emotes got sadder?)
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug:
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:iconmarine1337:
Marine1337 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks Jake 
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yuppers
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:iconsolardovatinbear:
SolarDovaTinBear Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student Writer
Will do! Thanks, man!
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconmastershadow117:
mastershadow117 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
100% Agree with everything in this.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconmastershadow117:
mastershadow117 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
yes
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:icongrace-winters:
Grace-Winters Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student General Artist
100% Agree with everything in this.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconneminine:
Neminine Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
Great Rules! Not Only will you have a fun and SAFE time your neighbors will appreciate you. (Or at least I would)
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YUS!
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:iconmethusulacomics:
MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
nice rules/
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconmethusulacomics:
MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
btw im done with chapter 1 :)
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh! Lemme take a look!
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:iconmethusulacomics:
MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
okay, here's the very start of chapter 1 :methusulacomics.deviantart.com…
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:iconchiefmageddon:
chiefmageddon Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
One time, on Halloween, one of my mother's friends' friends (tongue twister :XD: ) tricked me into drinking some alcohol or something like that.

It..did not taste good. If I were to ever drink something like that, I'd rather drink something that tastes good. Like..I dunno, Red Bull or something.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh mai
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:iconchiefmageddon:
chiefmageddon Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
shark icon???
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:iconchiefmageddon:
chiefmageddon Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah.
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:iconhalo-yokoshima:
Halo-Yokoshima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
nice XD
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